How Many Do You Know???
Ok, here’s a little fun trip back in time. Let’s see how much you remember,
and how many you can recall. Play fair, don’t cheat! Oh, you’ll need a piece
of paper and a pencil to record your answers. Let me know how you scored.
1. In the 50s, if you had a flat rear tire, you often had to remove
a. Necker knob
b. Curb feeler
c. Fender skirt
2. What color flash bulbs did Dad use for color film?
3. What was the “parking brake called when you were a kid?
a. Emergency brake
b. Pull Stop
c. Breaker. Breaker.
4. Way before Air Jordan, what was a kids shoe of choice?
a. Buster Brown
b. PF Flyers
c. Old Stinkers
5. In what year did Dewey Defeat Truman� according to the
6. Before the Orkin Man, what technology was part of most home
a. Shoe Fly
b. Fly paper
c. 50 mm Phlit gun
7. Dixie cups had what printed on their tops?
a. Secret decoders
b. Movie stars
c. WW II propaganda slogans
8. What was the prevailing method of birth control in the 50s?
a. Heavy lifting and cold showers
c. Girdles and crinoline petticoats
9. Jimmy Durante said what at the end of every show?
a. Aloha, my friends.�
b. Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.�
c. Remember, wherever you go, my nose will get there first.�
10.Im Popeye the sailor man; Im Popeye the sailor man. Im
strong to the finish, _ _ _ _ _ , Im Popeye the sailor man.�
a. cause I eats me spinach�
b. my dad was big and Finnish
c. the music a bit tinnish?
11. In the quaint greasy spoon jargon of yore, what did knock the
horns off one, and drag it through the garden� mean?
a. 86 the customer, then kick him out the back door
b. Rare hamburger or steak with tomato and lettuce
12. Lincoln Logs were for what use?
a. A diary of the presidency
b. Keep track of fat cats who sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom
c. Building toy structures
13. Ward and June bring what to mind?
a. A popular TV series called Leave it to Beaver�
b. A Chicago family of butchers and knife sharpeners called The Cleavers
c. Inventors of the clicker, Jack Ward and Ernest June
14. Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro are all
forms of what?
a. Alcoholic beverages
c. Childrens play
15. What was the cheapest way to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle?
a. Baseball cards in the spokes
b. Rig an electric motor with a very long cord
c. Turning left into the path of a Harley
16. Tinkertoys date back to when?
17. In grade school, what was the worst thing that could happen
to you when being picked for a team?
a. Getting picked last
b. Getting your uniform dirty
c. Not having the team tattoo
18. If we dared to swear and our parents heard us, we
immediately found out what _ _ _ tasted like.
19. What was one thing the Lone Ranger and Roy Rogers would
a. Kill someone
b. Shot a squirrel
c. Eat lima beans
20. What convertible offered an optional radio that automatically
increased its volume as the car accelerated?
a. 1912 Franklin
b. 1943 Jeep
c. 1957 Ford Thunderbird
Scroll down for answers………
Fender skirts, attached to the rear fenders, covered fully half the wheel
streamlining the car.
Emergency brake. We grew up in much more dramatic times.
PF Flyers. BF Goodrich patented the Posture Foundation insole, an innovation in comfort and performance, and began adding the new technology to its action shoes. Goodrich shoes with Posture Foundation became known simply as � in 1937. Fashion trends in the Forties
and Fifties saw PF Flyers escaping gyms and ball fields to become fashionable active footwear for everyone. Everything you do is more
fun with� read one 1947 magazine ad. In 2001, New Balance
acquired the rights to the brand.
It was November 3,1948, when Truman upset Republican Thomas Dewey in the first
postwar presidential election. Trib publisher Col. Robt. R. McCormick got the news
Sticky fly paper hanging from kitchen ceilings was common in American homes until insecticides like Flit became available in 40s.
Most people over 55 recall with nostalgia the Dixie Cup ice cream
picture lids that appeared all over America from 1930 to 1954. In the
final year, the lids were in 3D, full color, and styled in left and right
action poses. These were used in stereo card viewers for the 3D effect.
This is a tough one, but the answer is girdles and crinoline petticoats.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.�
Because I eats me spinach�
Rare hamburger or steak with tomato and lettuce.
Axle grease butter;
Blowout patches pancakes;
Bowwow, barks, or groundhog hot dog;
Baled hay shredded wheat;
Bessie roast beef;
Bessie in a bowl stew;
Rabbit food salad;
Sinkers donuts; and
Sweep the kitchen hash.
Building toy structures.
A popular TV series called Leave it to Beaver,� perhaps the most unrealistic, misleading and shallow depiction of family life ever
produced for TV.
Baseball cards in the spokes. Who among you never did this?
1914 Good then, 1935 Good now, 2000 Good always,� read the
back cover of a 1935 Toy Tinkers catalog. Charles H. Pajeau and
Robert Pettit, the founders of The Toy Tinkers of Evanston, Illinois,
and the creators of the TINKERTOY construction set, knew that the Thousand Wonder Builder� would continue to inspire the imaginations
of children because of its easy-to-use, yet versatile construction
system. Theyre still made today, now by Hasbro.
Getting picked last. As an expert on this particular humiliation, I
assure you that getting picked last was far better than not getting
picked at all.
Soap. Was this a regional thing? Where I grew up, spanking was the generally preferred method for punishing any childhood misdemeanor.
We wouldn’t have known a time out� to save our lives.
Kill someone. I cant remember ever seeing the Lone Ranger, Roy
Rogers or other cowboy heros actually kill someone. They would just
shoot the gun out of the bad guys hand. There was no blood, no
violence, just folks wondering who that masked man was.
1957 Ford Thunderbird. Hard one but, lets face it, easy answer. The
option was available only that year.
17 20 correct:
You are not only older than dirt, but obviously gifted with mind bloat.
12 16 correct:
Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely muddy, ready to muck up others.
0 11 correct:
You are one sad excuse of a geezer.